January 2011
99 posts
SO MUCH POLI SCI.
I CANNOT THINK ABOUT ELECTORAL SYSTEMS ANYMOREEEEEEEEE.
I’m not gonna take reporting lessons from a can of hairspray!
– Bill Hader, SNL
Your hands on my cheeks, your shoulder in my mouth.
– Walk the Moon, Anna Sun
I swear to the mother Goddess,
once I can swallow again without searing pain or once I no longer have a constant headache and fever, I will never, NEVER EVER EVER, take my good health for granted EVER AGAIN.
EVER.
EVER EVER EVER.
I PROMISEEEEEEEEE, PLEASE LET ME BE BETTERRRRRRRR.
…for nothing is more easily broken than a man’s word, but for fear...
– Thomas Hobbes
You tweeze your eyebrows, you do not pluck them. You pluck chickens.
– Christopher Dufour
Sometimes, when I get over tired, I begin to feel...
But then I remember, “I’m mother fucking Kat Zachary” and I feel all better.
French homework, french homework,
frenchy frenchy, homeworky homeworky. How I wish thee were done-y.
Why does that make me a whore? I think that makes me fun.
Harry Potter is confronting fears, finding inner strength and doing what it...
– Andrew Futral